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5 Guys You Meet at a Ballgame

Going to the ballpark is always entertaining. One of the great things about watching baseball live is that no matter who is playing that night, there can literally be any … Continue reading

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The Mind Of The Yeti: BoSox, Breastaurants and Bubbles!

The Fenway Park sellout streak ended. The pink hats have found better things to do then cheer for a team they know little to nothing about. I couldn’t be happier … Continue reading

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A Guide to Starting Your Own Conspiracy Theory

I am in Los Angeles visiting a couple of my friends. In between going out to eat constantly and doing independent research on which bar has the best beer and … Continue reading

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The Legend of Ralphie in Put-in-Bay

There is absolutely nothing better than a vacation with a group of guys. For the past five years, my friends and I have taken a week every summer and made … Continue reading

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The Quest For The Keg: Another Red Sox vs Yankees Rivalry!

I met one of my best friends during my college days at URI.  Mooch, who also now writes for FPL, and I lived it up all 5 years we were … Continue reading

April 2, 2013 · Leave a Comment

Great Ballpark Foods From Around MLB on Opening Day

During Opening Day, ESPN Business Reporter Darren Rovell began tweeting out new great ballpark foods that are popping up in concessions around Major League Baseball. I’m quite excited about some … Continue reading

April 2, 2013 · Leave a Comment

Opening Day 2013: Baseball’s Texas-Sized Mistake

Aaaaaaah! Sunshine, peanuts, Cracker Jack, fantasy baseball and performance-enhancing drug allegations. Opening Day 2013 is upon us. Opening Day is Monday, but, in recent years, the season’s first pitch has … Continue reading

March 29, 2013 · Leave a Comment

Old People Dancing! Dougie, Raves and The Dancing Nana!

“Guess who’s back? Back again. Old People Dancing is back. Tell your friends!” I have always wanted to make a TV show called “Old People Dancing.” It is always the best … Continue reading

March 26, 2013 · Leave a Comment

Showtime, HBO Shows and the AL East

Well alright! Spring Training is in full swing and almost wrapped up! Time to talk HBO shows and settle some early season debates! 1. I’ll take Brooklyn Decker to lead … Continue reading

March 22, 2013 · Leave a Comment

Irish Car Bombs or Jager Bombs?

It’s St. Patty’s Day!!!  We are going with two bombs for you to choose from to celebrate with.  Are you classy and enjoy a smooth shot?  Is St. Patrick’s Day … Continue reading

March 17, 2013 · Leave a Comment

Mind Of The Yeti: Wes Welker, Leprechauns and Lipnicki

I have never questioned Bill Belichick and I am not going to start now. I didn’t question when he went for it on 4th-and-2 against the Colts. I didn’t question … Continue reading

March 16, 2013 · Leave a Comment

30 Great Shots To Drink Before Performing Surgery

Everyone loves learning new shots to drink at your local bar. There’s nothing worse than wanting to order shots, trying to decide what to get, angering the bartender, and finally … Continue reading

March 15, 2013 · Leave a Comment

R.I.P. Big East Tournament (Soon to Be The Big Least!)

DEAD MAN WALKING! As a kid growing up I was the biggest Providence Friars fan there was. My brothers went to Rick Pitino’s, Gordy Chiesa’s, and Rick Barnes’ basketball camp. … Continue reading

March 14, 2013 · Leave a Comment

Party Guys — New England style!

Every athlete aspires to be a world champion. They want to hoist the Lombardi Trophy up in the air. They want David Stern to present them with the Larry O’Brien … Continue reading

March 13, 2013 · Leave a Comment

Trivia Newton-John Is For Lovers! … and John Travolta

Trivia needed a better name then Tuesday Trivia.  This is much better!  Trivia Newton-John wants to get physical inside your brain!  Trivia Newton-John is the one that you want!  Ooo, … Continue reading

March 11, 2013 · Leave a Comment

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